NEED A LIFT FOR MY CAR

My car decided to quit/conk out/give up the ghost on me today. check here I'm stranded/stuck/totally immobile and don't have/can't afford/am not equipped with a way to get it to the mechanic/home/somewhere safe. Do you/Can someone/Is there anyone out there willing to help me out? I'd be so grateful/extremely thankful/very appreciative. I'm located